Tag Archives: Lil’ Red

The Nebraska Wayward, pt 001

Somewhere, a young lad Orson Swindle cowers in fear.

Somewhere, a young lad named Orson Swindle cowers in fear.

Apparently, Lil’ Red has a MySpace page. Who knew? Who’s part of Lil’ Red’s network? Well, Herbie Husker is part his group (duh!). And Zac Taylor, too.

Zac Taylor was one heck of a quarterback and I’m sure he’s one heck of a nice guy. That being said, his MySpace page is… well, it’s a mess.

Seriously, Zac: “Pimp-My-Profie” isn’t exactly a brokerage of good-taste.

But then again, neither is MySpace.*

*And yes, I’m quite aware of the hypocrisy of wordpress user slamming another page about “style.” But it is the internet and hypocrisy is one of the things that fuel the web. That and porn.

Lil’ Red creeps people out.

Apparently.

L’il Red, btw, is going to be the site equivalent of Pedobear or the Bear in Harvey Birdman this year: he’s going to pop up wherever he damn likes, thank you very much. Just consider yourself warned, since his gaze and spastic walk will haunt your sleepless nights whether you like it or not.

For the record, I didn’t think much of Lil’ Red at first. He’s a big, goofy spaz walking the sidelines like some over-sized toddler… not unlike Dan Hawkins.

Somehow, the meme got started that underneath the that playful smile and wide-eyed childish demeanor beats the heart of psychotic, malevolent demon.

Oddly enough, I’m fine with that.